craftbadger:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

(via superbcandyangel)

suede-self-titled-album-deactiv:

before you post, remember S.T.O.P.!!!!

• are you SEXUALIZING that old man?
• does that old man TURN you ON?
• POST.

(via vendettafrank)

bogleech:

capitalismkillz:

poppyseed-dogthing:

matrixonvhsanddvd:

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

He would not fucking say that

Not in public but trust me I’ve known him since I was practically a child

(via urlocalcryptidbitch)

prettysquid:

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dragoncarrion:

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying “where mexico” bc i doubt anyone will know I’m referencing this

(via distillatoria)

wizpolys:

When you get stuck in traffic behind someone with bumper stickers that elude to some strange politics

(via distillatoria)

lovestory:

THIS IS SODNFJSKNJKSNFKS

(via distillatoria)

wokeuplaughing:

going to the punk show and everyone is mad at me for wearing pre-pissed jeans “he didn’t even piss them himself” they say “he bought them that way” and they all think I am the biggest poser of the night

(via distillatoria)

jame7t:

prohaloplayer:

screenshotsofdespair:

we are fucked

No hope

(via distillatoria)

hydroxianchaos:

nikcage:

dragongirltitties:

nikcage:

its the perfect post everything asked is answered

why is this post diagrammed like an nfl analysis

(via dark-magician-girl-meets-world)

discoursedrome:

10001gecs:

tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large

(via mens-rights-activia)

lohboh:

twitter should display this when you reach your limit of seeing 600 posts/day

(via riotgrlpossum)

janemorris:

janemorris:

janemorris:

mannnnn until we all get okay with the idea of people needing other people to get them water/food/etc like. idk we’re just never gonna make it

yes you have autistic in your bio but are you rude to people who need carers and assistance with basic tasks? do you call me lazy for a text post where i ask my father to bring me water? yes you have adhd and post constantly about executive dysfunction but if a schizophrenic person who needs but doesn’t have have a carer hasn’t showered or worn clean clothes in months exists, how are you going to react to that?

yeah yeah you’re all for disability rights but if someone is campaigning for adult changing tables in disabled stall bathrooms because they have incontinence and have to wear a diaper are you going to think they’re weird? if a person has a visible colostomy bag are you going to think it’s gross? what about feeding tubes? how does your opinion on these issues change if the person in question is fat, or homeless, or a person of color?

(via riotgrlpossum)

itskyatto:

kibumkim:

oops i tripped and dropped my

youtube frontends

oh no this one has sponsorblock support

oopsie poopsies this one is its own standalone client

aw fuck my android boy!!

(via taurototk)